Sports commentators at their best:

Week of September 24

Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him.
NZ rugby commentator

This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria ... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.
Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
Winston Bennett

Julian Dicks is everywhere.  It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.
Metro Radio


Week of September 17

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is.
Murray Walker

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
Greg Norman

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.
Alan Minter

The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball.
John Francombe


Week of September 10

If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
Terry Venables

I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
Ron Atkinson

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces.
Ron Atkinson

Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977

Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever.  And all those times are at 1500 metres.
David Coleman


Week of September 3

... and later we will have action from the men's cockless pairs...
Sue Barker

It's funny, but in slow motion the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer.
David Acfield

What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football?
Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics

One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ......... Oh my God, what have I just said?
US TV commentator


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