There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.
Heisenberg
I think that if rock 'n' roll had another name, it would have been called Chuck Berry.
John Lennon
I think rock 'n' roll has reached a stage, and it's been there for quite a while, that you're not going to really invent something new. It's pretty impossible at this point.
Ex-Stray Cats drummer, Slim Jim Phantom, on the rootsy sound of his new rock band, Col. Parker
You walk around in your underwear a lot. It's nice.
Country singer Garth Brooks, on the benefits of early retirement
I'm in my 40s now, and I found I was having to go to people who are in their 30s to ask their permission to do things, and that cannot be right.
The Cure frontman Robert Smith, on one of the reasons why the band has left its record label